Welcome to Chelsea Football Club, André Schürrle.
Please select a player to be consistently featured in fanfics with.
Please select a player in which your tumblr fans will create a “bromance” for example, Marko Marin. You maybe dubbed, Schurrlin or Marrle.
I have taken the liberty of assigning to you a nickname which will be “Surely” because Surely you will score on your debut.
Lastly, nice suit.